Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Truth Hurts...

Wes is the biggest jerk, Gwen the dumbest (I call for a re-count! Even Natalie voted for herself!) Elizabeth is not only shallow but she is also has the worst boob job (FACE!), Dave is everyone’s secret crush (seriously?) and Natalie looks like she will wear every color of taffeta to weddings but never don the actual white gown herself. OUCH! I don’t know if I would let the opinions of this” gorgeous but not too bright as a whole” motley crew be enough to shake me to the core but for some the results were painful.

Natalie is baffled why the boys don’t think she is marriage material? Perhaps you should lock your lips up a little and keep your bathing suit top (amongst other pieces of clothing) on as opposed to off. Elizabeth might learn a valuable lesson here (but probably not) but most importantly to her, Kovacs found out that he likes more then he realized and I am pretty sure that is all she wants.

What do you get when you put one overly sweet, giggly, giddy , baby-talking girl with a mellow, broody, mildly balding guy? Kiptyn and Tenley on Catalina. Kiptyn & Tenley having sex! Our little Disney princess is growing up! I was cracking up when Kiptyn talked with her about how it was time to put their game faces back on before they went into the mansion and while talking he sort of patted her head…he was petting her…HA! Try to play cool all you want Kip but there is no way that Tenley is going to be able to keep this one under wraps.

If I were Peyton I would want to know how in the HELL I ended up at the race car track the first time out and then barrel rolling over the Pacific in a bi-plane and eating dinner in a hangar the second time out. She got robbed! However she did get to experience these moments with Jesse. But umm, what happened here??? Picking her nose? Belching? OBNOXIOUS Jesse!!! C’mon Jesse…a little polish & class please? Although Peyton is “country” I get the feeling that she is more Southern Belle then The Devil Went Down to Georgia backwoods hick. No matter what type of country she is one thing is for certain…she is over Jesse B. When you decide to forgo the Fantasy Suite and head back to the mansion you must really not like the person. Sort of bummed for Jesse but you know, you can take the boy out of Peculiar but you can’t take Peculiar out of the boy!

With the dissolution of Dave and Wes’s friendship the tide has changed a bit. I wonder if Wes makes it common practice to sit in the hot tub in his saggy boxer briefs? Call me shallow (aka Elizabeth) but that might be a deal breaker for me too. His Shakespearean side came out tonight when he pulled his lion metaphor. There just is no end to his talent! Dave on the other hand has turned his “Cocky Meter” waayyy up. Who thinks he is hot stuff? I know he was named “best kisser” and “biggest crush” but you cannot believe this means anything outside of those mansion walls?! If I saw Dave at a bar I would look twice but not risk a kink in my neck to look a third…sorry. Get over your big bad self!

Poor Kiptyn…trying to have integrity and vote with a conscious is just too hard in these situations. It also proves that alliances are good in the beginning but when you get down to the end it is hard to stay true to those ties as well. Krisily was just willing to do ANYTHING to make Dave happy, so she did, and now she is gone. Dave can pity her and say he feels bad for her that she embarrassed herself on the way out but I totally disagree. She called a spade a spade and definitely gave the “others” something other than one another to chew on. She was absolutely right and Wes was too (OMG did I really just type that?).

The couples are flying high but it looks as though there is going to be some crashing and burning x 3 next week. It was bound to happen as the girls and guys need to be evened out. So curious to see what it takes to not be one of the 3 who gets booted early.

Now, if I may take this moment and use this platform to discuss the cast of Dancing With the Stars (of which I am only a fair weather watcher of). The Hof? Seriously it will be amazing if he shows up sober. Mike “The Situation” is going to have to add a “D” to his “GTL” schedule and I am not sure if he will have enough time to squeeze in four activities into his day. Bristol? Sweetie, as if you haven’t been tabloid fodder enough already? Your poor little boy. IF Rick Fox dances as smoothly as his hair sheen, he might have a fighting chance just as Kirt Warner probably has none AND finally, everyone’s favorite mom. Mrs. Brady is known for hooking up with her younger co-stars so I am curious to whom she will be paired with. Guess there is still enough for me to rip on when “The Pad” has shut its doors.

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