Like okay, now on to like, Puerto Rico. I say this like, loathingly but Nicki was like a nice surprise. She is actually prettier then I gave her credit for and like cooler too and I think Ben really like likes her. Her date was like one of those “really get to know one another” sort of dates and like I always find those to be a huge like benefit to whichever girls lands one. The complete weather wash out helped as like anything they truly had planned probably didn’t happen due to the like torrential downpour. Watching a wedding together like totally helps the cause in this environment as well. I do have like a bone to pick with her though…She BETTER stop using “like” like every other word. Like it makes listening to her and like trying to like her like super hard. Other than that I think she may be Ben’s dark horse…like wow.
Blakeley…I couldn’t watch their entire scene. I seriously averted my eyes to the right (sort of peering out of my left corner just a smidgen though) and held my left hand up over to the side of my left cheek. What is her story? The “confession or admission of sorts” and then the kiss and then Ben was so fired up that she opened up last night. If she is hot and cold in the house chances are she is a moody girl in general. I am just not a fan unless of course I am picking teams for a ball game, then she is my number one choice. I get a strong sense that someone is looking to replace her daddy (I bet if we delved deep enough on this one we would find she was raised without a dad). Lots of emotional turmoil brewing under that tatted up arm, big boobies, stompin’ VIP waitress and so to that I say “run Ben run.”Always hard to bring a stripper home to mom and sis anyway.
Lindzi was pretty and perky last night, like Lindzi with a Z always is. She still has not grown on me but clearly she is growing on him…I still don’t know. Sorry Lindzi Lovers but I need a lot more from her before I can dedicate an entire paragraph to her.
Kacie B is still rolling right along and it would be a shock to see her go anytime soon. Did anyone catch her encouraging Blakely to pull it together and go tell Ben exactly what she was feeling? That was pretty damn selfless. Another rose for her and one step closer to Ben for sure. I will say that this girl has some of the frizziest, tightest curly hair I have ever seen and the weather in Puerto Rico clearly is not her friend but Ben seems to be happy with her hair no matter what is going on there.
Emily decided to give the “Courtney Talk” another go and ya, it just didn’t go well…again. I do have Ben concerns. He does not want to hear what he doesn’t want to hear. He has shown a few moments of turning into the biggest dick and somehow shuts her down. What I find odd is that for as smart as Emily is, this behavior he has now twice put on display for her is missed? Could it be that she gets so caught up in twitching her nose to and fro that she loses all sense of what is really going on around her? What is that? I count when she does it which I don’t really want to do but I can’t stop (could this be my new OCD?)…6 is her number to beat. It becomes so difficult to focus on anything that she is saying when she starts to go left, then right, and then left again. Her little mouth tightens up and off she goes.This could perhaps be the main reason why she is still single. Ben is barley just tolerating her as it is and I am afraid as soon as he gets the hang of her twitch she will to and fro herself right on out the door.
So when we saw a whopping 5 minutes of Elise and Ben’s date I knew her number was up. The one shoulder dress not once but twice didn’t impress and the lack of chemistry was glaring. Her exit was no surprise, simply long overdue and don’t be surprised if you see her hanging with Pauly, Vinny, Snooki and Sammy on next week’s episode of Jersey Shore.
Can we talk about the fact that Ben was wearing capri tuxedo pants? Who thought of that and who ever thought that that might be a good look on anyone? What in the hell was that? I may simply not have accepted a rose from him if he were presenting it while donning those pants. He is looking greasy and sweaty in Puerto Rico as it is and he is not doing himself any favors by dressing that way. I am hopeful that is the only pair he has like that and I am even more hopeful that they washed out to sea when the tide picked them up off the beach while he was skinny dipping with CWhoretney.
Speaking of the little tramp, her parents must be so proud of their girl right about now. I don’t know many men that find ultra-skinny girls overly attractive, especially ones with foreheads big enough to fry an egg on. She has this vein that sort of throbs in her forehead as well. She is classless, dirty, and skanky and she is playing him like a little fiddle. Speaking of little fiddles, do you think they did it? Yes, I am reverting to 7th grade and saying “did it”. How could they have not, right? They were hugging, naked in the ocean. IF I am the chosen girl watching that scene I am beyond livid and that is big for me to say as I almost always side with the Bachelor/Bachelorette when it comes down to all the kissing and hooking up. However, this hook up is early in the game and it is with the biggest ho in the tool shed. Bad, bad call on his part and again another side of Ben not to like. He kept saying this was a bad idea and he did it anyway. He was weak and no doubt will make excuses for it later. No regard for any of the girls in the house…just regards for his little fiddle.
CWhoretney…where do they grow her kind? Does she not realize that quoting Charlie Sheen is pathetic? We do all realize that this girl is only here to further her career and nothing more, right? She is enjoying her 10 minutes of fame and is only interested in making sure that the camera is on her. I know she gives us reasons to drop our jaw every week but I truly will not miss her when Ben drops her on her bony ass next week (fingers crossed!
He keeps Jaime in the awful dress, whoever she is, and keeps the other Kasey but lets beautiful Jennifer go? I told you that he would overlook the right type of girl that he needs but I thought she would at least make it to hometowns…apparently so did she. My sister was not a fan of her crying melt down, I however felt that it was full of true emotion and that she was really hurt by him. I know there were some interesting snorts, gurgles and intakes of breath on her part but we can’t all be pretty criers. I think he just said good bye to quality and that is his loss. A quick note…he is giving them NOTHING on the good bye. No talking about it at all. Sort of puts them in the limo and shuts the door after he hugs with a little pat on the back…Ashley did the same last season. I feel at this point in the process these girls deserve a little explanation. I am not surprised that I am feeling let down by Ben, how could you not (?) but there is still a lot of time and a few quality girls left so maybe he will pull it together and fall back in my good graces. I am not holding my breath though…too busy counting twitches & the number of times Courtney says “winning” not to mention the number of tats on Blakeley’s arms and the amount of straightening balm Kasey B has to use to tame her frizz. Damn, this show has become exhausting!
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